Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

It's not my darling sweet daughter who threw a ridiculous fit this morning when told "no" about her idea of inviting about 10 or so friends over to act in her musical. Noooo that wailing heard all around the neighborhood did not come from our house. It was not our Princess screaming "NOT FAIR!" and hurling herself down on her bed before I'd even had my coffee. She's much to obedient and well mannered for that.

Oh also, just so you know, it wasn't my children standing in the front yard in their underwear with a bucket claiming they wanted to have a water war in the street. It must've been the neighbor's kids.